FRONTIER TANK LINES PRESENTS THE SIROIS SHOOTOUT
EVENT DATE: THE MORNING OF NOVEMBER 19TH, 2017
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Mike Sirois
Co-host of the highly entertaining Cirque Du Sirois show on The Ticket, this champion golfer hails from Hollywood, Florida. If you look past the profuse alcohol sweats on an otherwise pleasant November morning, you will find a crafty and steely eyed veteran golfer that can guide your team to valhalla. Keep “The Seacow” full of assorted chemicals and toxins, and he will reward your team with 300+ yard drives into adjacent fairways.
Cash Sirois
Co-Host of the very popular Cirque Du Sirois show on The Ticket and member of the Mavericks 2010-11 Championship team. Don’t be fooled by his swing that resembles an Australian bushman in the outback searching for water with a stick, Cash can really hit it every other hole! Long, with a low, boring trajectory, this Champion golfer will have your team carding pars and bogies with ease!
Junior Miller
One half of the AM Ticket Morning Musers, this Champion golfer hails from Amarillo, Texas. His impossibly slow swing speed does not generate abundant power off the tee, but it does ensure that he makes contact with the golf ball semi-regularly. He is 100% for his career in getting up and down from bunkers. “Junior” credits his extensive tutelage under Seve Ballesteros for this amazing statistic.
Donovan Lewis
Co-host of The Norm & D Invasion. Although new to the game, this Champion golfer makes up for his lack of experience with an unbridled passion for the game and raw athleticism. “The Great Donovan” has a golden touch around the greens and a loose interpretation of both golf rules and etiquette. He has carded two birdies in his 18 month golfing career.
Corby Davidson
Co-host of the 3 time Marconi winning Tickets afternoon program, The Hardine. Don’t let the Widespread Panic blaring from his golf cart Bluetooth or the faint smell of marijuana wafting from his flowing hair fool you. Corby can flat out swing the stick. The most famous left handed American golfer of all time, “The Snake” is both crafty on the course and the owner of a impeccably manicured a side yard.
George Dunham
Co-host of the FM Ticket Gentle Musers, this sweet swinging plus-sized athlete is as deadly on the course as he is destructive in the gentlemen’s water closet. Long, accurate and jovial, “The Commander” has all the tools required to guide your team to victory, and the spoils that come with it. (LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Please keep this player at least 500 feet away from Jordan Spieth)
Tim Brown
Tim Brown proved to be everything that the Los Angeles Raiders had hoped for after selecting the Heisman Trophy winner out of Notre Dame in the first round, sixth overall, of the 1988 NFL Draft. Over the next 17 seasons, all but one year spent with the Raiders in Los Angeles and later Oakland, Brown developed into one of the greatest receivers of his era.
He managed to haul in 43 receptions and score 5 TDs as a rookie but it was as a kick returner that he received accolades. Brown was named first-team All-Pro and to the Pro Bowl after leading the NFL in kickoff returns (41 for 1,098 yards, 26.8 average, and 1 TD) and setting a rookie record for combined net yards.
Marty Turco
Native Canadian and 11 year NHL goaltender and in 9 years with the Dallas Stars set franchise records in wins, shutouts, assists, games played, consecutive games played and minutes played by a goaltender. Turco shares an NHL playoff record with 3 shutouts in a series.
Brenden Morrow
Native Canadian and 16 year NHL left winger best known for his time with the Dallas Stars from 1999 to 2013. Morrow won a gold medal as a member of the Canadian national team at the 2010 Winter Olympics. Fun fact: Brenden is the son-in-law of former Montreal Canadiens coach and former Dallas Stars teammate Guy Carbonneau, having married Carbonneau’s daughter Anne-Marie in 2002.
“The Tee Box” Rick Arnett and Craig Rosengarden
Rick Arnett is an original Ticket Day – Oner and has been playing golf since he was a wee lad. His scores teeter from decent to deplorable, depending on the wind and his flighty concentration. He believes in collared shirts, but feels no golf rule or legendary icon is too sacred for accountability.
Craig Rosengarden considers himself an expert on golf, but not because he’s any good. Rather, its because he has spent the last ten+ years making golf his life, starting and running the popular AVIDGOLFER Magazine. Want to know the inside skinny on a local golf course, country club, or golf pro, and Craig will likely have the answer. He is also is the Ticket’s All Time E-Brake Winner.